[$24.99]
Marty McFly used a Flux Capacitor powered time travelling car to go back in time and hit on his mum. The film doesn’t show him making sweet family fun with her, but we all know he did. This Flux Capacitor USB Car Charger won’t let you commit time travelling incestual acts, but you can charge your phone with it, so that’ll have to do. Plug this little chap into your car’s cigarette lighter and it’ll glow brighter than the residents of Fukushima. Comes with two USB ports and an on/off switch for when the flashing lights have distracted you one too many times, and you’ve mowed down an elderly couple. Now if only they could bring out an adaptor for your car that makes you leave a flame trail behind you when you drive. You can make your own with petrol and fire, but it tends to go wrong rather quickly.
