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Coffee gives me diarrhoea. I still drink it, but I usually have to walk around in adult diapers. The worst culprit is instant, but I’m not one of those idiots who gets up at 5am just to brew coffee in the morning. I think I might just buy one of these Aeropress Coffee Makers then, and get nice tasting coffee without wasting time or soiling myself by brunch. These single-cup coffee presses result in a smoother, less bitter flavour than usual methods. The Aeropress contains micro-filters so you don’t get a beach full of grit on the last gulp, and from start to finish it takes 20 seconds to press, as opposed to the hours you waste cleaning crap out of your regular filter machines / underwear.