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Tottoos Child Tattoos

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[from $12.95] If you’re the kind of irresponsible parent who frequently loses your child then these Tottoos Child Tattoos could help the police identify the corpse. Personally I’d give my kids little tramp stamps saying Lil Slut or Wide Load. These temporary transfers are customisable and are supposed to help strangers identify the needs or owner of a lost child. I’d use them to write the following things. “My Son Is Allergic To Pedofiles”. “Jimmy Is A Prick”. “If Crying Do Not Hug”. “Hazardous Waste, Please Incinerate”.

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