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Would you like to be the talk of the office for reasons other than your pungent odour and longing glances towards Carol in accounts? Then purchase this “hilarious” Humping USB Dog Toy . All you do is plug it in, and the dog just keeps on banging until you “pull it off”. Ha, get it. Do you? Do you get it? Have you just thought about sexually pleasuring a dog because it won’t stop f**king your USB port? Is this how you envisaged your life? Did you really want to contemplate this today? You could be sharing art, ideas or philosophies. But no, you’re thinking about giving a dachshund the five knuckle shuffle. You sicken me, you really do. Oh, and it’s compatible with both Macs and PC’s.