Description

Hand carved from Baltic birchwood and laser etched to precision, these Don’t Fuck Up The Table Coasters actually serve several useful purposes. First of all, they help keep your table free from the scuffs and stains associated with beverage containers. Secondly, they remind you not to fuck up the table via other means, such as with hammers or a gamma-ray gun. And thirdly, they allow you to passively aggressively tell your friends you don’t trust them around your home, except without the awkward silence which usually accompanies such a statement. Oh, also Amazon claims they’re a great conversation piece too. But if this is seriously the kind of thing you’d consider having a whole conversation about, I’d say you need better friends bub.