Description

Remember those Choose Your Own Adventure books we had as kids? They always ended up taking you on a magical journey through enchanted kingdoms, haunted houses and futuristic spaceships. Man they were good. But has anyone ever made one where instead of all that, you got taken in by a brutal cult and molested with a cucumber? They have now, with this book that answers the question “Which Cult Shall I Join?” Scientologist? Mormon? Worshipper of the Devil’s Colon? Find out which cult you should join today.