Funny Christmas Gifts
Ugly sweaters, sweary cards, a full Christmas dinner in a can and lights shaped like Yoda. These are the festive gifts that get a laugh on Christmas morning and still get used afterwards.
Updated 5 Nov 2026 · 9 gifts
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#1
Knitted Crackling Fireplace Christmas Sweater
An animated knitted fireplace on your chest. The cosiest thing at the Christmas party, guaranteed.
$54.95 / £39.95 -
#2
Reindeer Threesome Christmas Sweater
Looks like a classic festive knit from across the room. Up close, the reindeer are very much not pulling a sleigh.
$80.19 / £49.99 -
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Street Fighter Christmas Jumper
Ryu and Ken trading hadoukens in a snowstorm. For anyone who grew up on the arcade.
$79.99 / £42.99 -
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Christmas Dinner in a Can
A full Christmas dinner that heats itself in a can: turkey, chipolatas, stuffing and cranberry. Ideal for festive camping, or just pure chaos.
$10 / £7 -
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#6
LED Motherboard Christmas Tree
A tiny circuit-board Christmas tree for the desk, powered by a 9V battery. The perfect gift for the office nerd.
$14.98 / £13.68 -
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Christmas, Holiday Scented Play Dough
Play dough that smells like a Christmas tree, peppermint and pumpkin. A stocking filler for the kids.
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#8
South Park Mr. Hankey Plush Toy with Sound
An officially licensed 8-inch Mr. Hankey plush in a Santa hat and gloves that speaks classic South Park phrases when squeezed.
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Gesture Taper Candle – Pink Middle Finger Candle
Handmade pink middle finger candle from CandleHand: a cheeky hand-shaped taper that makes a rebellious table centrepiece. Shop now.
$25 / £20
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