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Canned Unicorn Meat

$12.99 / £8.39
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Description

Well I never! 14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat , crunchy horn bits in every bite – an excellent source of Calcium, tastes like rotisserie chicken but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness, is easily spreadable for sandwiches and hors d’oeuvres! Okay, seriously now you can’t eat this. It’s a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can (see last pic). The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside. No can opener needed!

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