Description

Do you want to get trashed in your living room but you’re sick of using your hands to hold beer like a sucker? Then the GrometCouchcoaster is both your friend and eternal nemesis, as this sofa-mounted drinks holder will almost certainly lead to your comfort and inevitable demise from liver cirrhosis. Suitable for holding mugs, cans, bottles and really big bananas, the Gromet can fit almost any sofa arm thanks to its flexible silicone body, whereas my grandmother’s body is rigid, with her breast implants having long since rotted.