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Juice Bruce Lemon Squeezer

$17.90
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Description

Still juicing lemons on your nose, elbow or genitals? Not anymore! The Juice Bruce Lemon Squeezer is here to help! On the surface Juice Bruce looks like a bit of wood with a face on that you can jam into fruits, but really he’s so much more than that. He’s ergonomically designed for your hands, he’s versatile, he’s romantic, he’s a tender lover, he writes excellent poetry, he is so many things. He probably makes a great dildo too, but only after you’ve removed the citrus pulp from his face.

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