Description

Cats can sleep anywhere, the lazy little bastards. Dogs however require a certain amount of comfort and majestic surroundings in which to slumber and dream about chasing things that don’t exist. This Enchanted Home Pet Ultra Plush Club Chair has a name that just rolls off your tongue doesn’t it? What’s wrong with calling it a Dog Sofa? A Chez-Hound. Whos-A-Lay-Z-Boy? I should be in the dog furniture naming industry, if it exists. This finely crafted masterpiece of canine comfort contains a completely made-up feature called the SnOOzZzONE Pet Comfort System. I’m not making this up, google it. Whoever writes these titles was clearly drunk on power and dog-love. It has a storage area for toys and bones, removable covers that you can wash the dog stink out of, and elevated draft free sleeping. Because your dog is going to give a shit about that when it drapes itself over a hunk of warm, drool encrusted foam after it chews the crap out of this thing. Still, it looks funny. Ha, tiny dog sofa.