Description

Is there anything that’s not spreadable these days? Marshmallows, biscuits, women and now gin! Yes, you heard me correctly you drunken oaf. Spreadable gin! Now first let me give you the good news. This spreadable gin comes with tonic and is jellified into the form of a marmalade, so you can slop it on toast, crumpets or your fingers if you like. Heck you can even bake it into a cake. That sounds nice doesn’t it? But do you know what’s not nice? This product contains NO ALCOHOL. Honestly, what’s the point? Just eat some toast and before you swallow it knock back a glug of gin. There you go. Same product, but better. You’re welcome.