Description

The Stanley Classic Vacuum French Press is capable of 48 ounces of coffee hot for four hours. Or, alternatively, you can keep it cold for nine hours, iced for 24 hours, and mildly tepid for a period of time somewhere in between. Its stainless steel body means it won’t rust, and its ergonomic handle means its f**king easy as s**t to pour. But what the specifications don’t tell you is whether it’s suitable for storing human blood at room temperature. I have a very specific diet, and if my precious life-claret is too warm it curdles into a weird man-jam and ruins my day.