Sumo & Splash Guard Combo
$169.99
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Description
Have you ever found yourself being dragged behind a boat only to wish you were sumo wrestling instead? The Sumo and Splash Guard Combo is just the product for you, as this inflatable cape and armrest allows you to do both! Just like Katie Price’s tits, the Sumo & Splash is made from 100% PVC. Its sleek design enables water to spray away from your face when you’re being tugged off by a boat. And, when it’s time to wrestle away your woes on shore, the SUMO cape will stop you snapping your spine like a twig. Isn’t that nice?
