[$69.95]
If you’re like me you always need a USB drive for something. I share photos of erotic hedge trimmings with friends down at the pub, but whether you’re a creative, a business jerk or just a hoarder of files, these tear-away Gigs 2 Go flash drives are a handy solution to all your storage needs. Coming in 1GB and 8GB, these drives are made from recycled paper pulp and plastic, just like Kim Kardashian’s buttocks. But unlike Kim Kardashian’s buttocks these drives are virtually indestructible (time have mercy on that butt), their memory chip is waterproof, shockproof and doesn’t even need a cap for protection. They come in packs of four and are the perfect way to share your work, your spreadsheets or perhaps reams of insulting limericks with a co-worker in a quick and easy way.
