[£70]
Bicycle U-locks are great for smashing criminals in the face with, but they’re damn heavy. The Litelok is a lightweight ultra-strong solution to this. Made from a composite called Boaflexicore it weights less than 1 kilogram and is flexible enough to wrap round objects. Like an indecisive emo you’ll never see this getting cut. Cable cutters, bolt croppers and hacksaws won’t touch it. A tank might. But if you have a tank why would you want to steal a bike? Do I have to solve everything?
