[$9]
As a barely functioning alcoholic if I don’t have a bottle opener I’ll simply smash my brew open and cut my gums to shreds. For you fancy bastards with your dignity you may want to purchase the Pico Micro Bottle Opener. This sleek design fits on a tiny keychain which you use as leverage. And despite its size it remains surprisingly effective at removing bottlecaps. Like a virgin on a first date it needs only a single tug to get it off.
