[$9.95]
I like to pretend I'm really super serious by practicing my super serious face in the mirror every morning. I do this by thinking about all my childhood pets that are now dead, and if you're also a super serious jerk like me then these Minimalist Playing Cards will really get your gizzards in a twist. Produced by Minim, these fellas are merely simplified versions of a normal 52-card deck, but without all those flashy features like colours, drawings and fun. They're also made out of PVC, just like my dad's favourite outfit.
