[$1299]
Are you a lazy piece of shit who wishes skateboarding involved 100% less effort? Great, then buy the Boosted Board 2 Electric Skateboard. The Boosted 2 is an upgrade on the original Boosted Board, because the last one kept catching on fire and burning kids to death. I made that up, but it sounds true doesn't it? New features on the Boosted Board 2 include a swappable battery, extended range, water resistance, 80mm wheels and improved power and handling. Electric skateboards, pah, what next, an electric bike?
