[$4,900]
Ever pissed yourself in a tuxedo? Me too. Expensive isn't it? You'd be better off messing yourself in this Wetsuit Tuxedo by Thom Browne. Then nobody will ever know. Or you could use this to pretend you're a spy coming out of the water. But with your flabby body, I doubt anyone would believe you. Despite looking like a two-piece, this Wetsuit Tuxedo is actually an all-in-one neoprene affair complete with large back zipper. You know, for when you need to get out of it after you've wet yourself.
