[$80]
Everyone likes a nice pair of converse. They're the shoes that scream "I'm a 35 year old man who rarely dresses age appropriate", especially if teamed with a suit blazer, jeans and a receding hairline. These Vintage Chuck Taylors are designed to look like they were actually made in the 70's, with the blue / red piping and a yellowed midsole helping to complete the aesthetic. Available in hi-tops and low-tops, wearing these will make you seem like the coolest dad in the world. Pinky swears.
