[$29.99]
Beer coolers are quite hefty, and hauling one to the beach is a real pain in the ass. But you know what's more annoying? Taking sixteen individual Asobu Beer Chillers to the beach instead, because apparently, the ability to cool one beer is a useful thing. Asobu's Frosty Beer 2 Go product is a vacuum insulated double walled stainless steel beer bottle and can cooler, which also comes with a bottle opener so you can attach the one solitary beer you're able to store inside. Admittedly, this gadget does keep your booze cold for several hours at a time, but if I'm honest, I'd rather haul a solar powered fridge to the beach than a bunch of these daft things.