[$35,000]
This is the Model 3, Tesla’s latest fancypants electric car. If you’ve got $35,000 to lay down on a set of wheels then most sensible people would just by a $5000 car and fill it with 30 grand’s worth of hookers. But if for some reason that idea sounds distasteful to you then by all means, buy a Tesla Model 3. They can run for 215 miles without charge, go from 0 to 60 in under 6 seconds, come with autopilot hardware, and can seat five adults. But then again, so can my friend Honey, and she only costs $400 for the night.

[£450,000]
The Jaguar E-type is the kind of car men want to make love to, and many frequently do, mangling their man bits in the process. But if you're confident you can improve on greatness then the folks at Eagle are now offering a custom-built Eagle Speedster based entirely on the original E-type model. You could add racing stripes, speed holes, an easy access dogging roof - whatever the hell you want! Jeremy Clarkson called the Eagle Speedster the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen, but he's a racist who punched a man for not bringing him his dinner, so just watch the video and see for yourself.

[$58,000]
Finally, Donald Trump can go golfing in Puerto Rico. This Hovercraft Golf Cart glides over sand traps and water hazards with ease, and to be honest it would probably clear a small man if you weren't bothered about the consequences. With a top speed of 45mph forwards and 25 mph backwards, this vehicle is capable of whisking you away from tragedy and back onto hole nine in the time it takes to criticise a nation's relief efforts.

[$44.99] / [£59.99]
Get your chops round the World’s Largest Hershey’s Bar, made from five pounds of milk chocolaty goodness. A perfect Easter gift!

[$98]
A wool shirt you can wear for 100 days straight. No washing. No dry cleaning. No wrinkles. No odor. Wool is amazing, that's a fact! Wool lasts six times longer than cotton, it's naturally anti-wrinkle and odor-fighting, it's a natural insulator to keep you warm in winter breathable to keep you cool in summer. It is literally a SUPER material!

CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Sit back and let the wool do the work. When absolutely necessary, dry clean or gently wash. Do not put in the dryer.

We love Bacon! We love Salt! (DISCLAIMER: not too much it's bad for you) We are IN love with Bacon Salt! The gourmet seasoning salt that makes EVERYTHING taste like real, delicious bacon. Why oh why do I not already have this in my hand?

"The clothes you are wearing are designed to fall apart!" Flint and Tinder are changing that, they're making amazing products from amazing materials all in the USA. This hoodie is their second Kickstarter project and both projects have smashed their goals! The 10 year hoodie is actually designed to last a lifetime and it comes with a 10 year guarantee, so if at any point it fails they will repair it free of charge! This is a super super premium product, go get one...

theory11 make the World's finest playing cards. Just check out the pics they're beautifully designed, extremely durable, premium, luxury playing cards which feature elegant crafted, polished and perfected designs! Wow that was a lot of adjectives! Wow they're lovely cards!

"POW!" the original Batmobile is up for auction, the FIRST of many awesome Batmobiles. A heavily modified 1955 Lincoln Futura concept car, it still look as good as it did on the show, comes with all you favorite Bat gadgets (Bat Phone, Bat Smoke, Bat Scope!)

Auction begins January 19th.

If the original is too expensive, you can always buy the replica HERE.

This is top end stuff here guys, the B&W P5s are one of the best, if not the best headphones you can buy. With the P5s you get high-quality, noise-isolating headphones with awesome natural sound and luxurious comfortable fit for prolonged listening. The leather earpads are magnetically attached, and can be quickly removed to swap the supplied iPod/iPhone compatible cables. Everything will sound better.

Apple has nailed it again, the Macbook Pro with Retina display is amazing, they have got rid of the optical drive but check out these specs...
- up to 2.7GHz Quad-core Intel Core i7
- up to 16GB RAM
- up to 768GB SSD Flash Storage
- Retina display with a 2880 x 1800 resolution
- 0.71-inches thick and weighs 4.46 pounds
- 7-hour battery life with 30-day standby
- 1x HDMI port, 2x USB3, 2x Thunderbolt + 1x SDXC slot

AND it's shipping now.