[$99]
If you want to take a selfie from high up in the air you've got four options. First, buy a selfie stick and look like a prick. Second, stretch your arms out using medieval torture equipment. Third, throw it up in the air and hope for the best. Or fourth, buy an Airselfie Flying Smartphone Camera, which is compatible with both android and Samsung phones. Because windows and blackberry can go fuck themselves. Basically, it's a smartphone case with a drone camera in it, but you don't have to stop at selfies. Why not fly above ladies and film down their tops? Use it to scope out your ever-increasing bald patch. Or even give a tiny baby mouse the ride of its life and film the whole thing. Go on you cow, you know you want to.

[$29.89] / [£22.99]
As Kanye West would no doubt profess, losing one's shit can be a traumatic experience. But while we can't help you with a bout of insanity, these Tile Mate Bluetooth Trackers can make losing your actual marbles a thing of the past. By linking with an app installed on your smartphone, these Bluetooth tracking devices help you find your lost Macbook, wallet, luggage or child by letting out an inhuman scream if they're located within 100 feet. And if not, one of Tile's other 5 million users will help find it for you. Or they'll steal it and not tell you. That's what I would do.

[$54.95] / [£69.99]
Are your family morbidly obese? Do you have a crack habit? Maybe you just spend too much time on your phone. These Time Locking Kitchen Containers can solve all your addictions with their programmable lids that can be set to lock for up to ten days. Throw your vice into the box and hey presto, you are cured. Note; this product is unsuitable for chronic masturbators or those with a hamster fetish. Ah who am I kidding, knock yourselves out.

[$199]
The last case you'll ever buy for your iPhone. Encompassing a case obviously, a stand (+tilt), a car mount (+drive), a wallet (+wallet) and a battery pack (+energy). Bonus features include the magnetic back on the case so you can stick it to a fridge or any metal surface and the stand can also be used to keep your headphones neat, clever stuff.

[$44.95]
The in 1 For iPhone 5 combines a sleek design with functional multi tools in one case. The in 1 protects your iPhone while also offering a useful tool-set. Comes in three colors; clear, white and black

The tools which are included are:
• blue pen
• red pen
• polycarbonate casing
• phillips screwdriver
• flat-head screwdriver
• kickstand
• nail file
• tweezers
• scissors
• toothpick
• TSA compliant AND it has scratch protection felt inside!

[$113.19] / [£69.99]
Finally LIFEPROOF cases have made it to the Galaxy S4. Bringing with them their legendary waterproof, drop proof, dirt and dust proofness. Make your phone indestructible, almost.

[$32.29] / [£19.99]
Keep your iPad safe with the Back to the Future Part 2 Grays Sports Almanac, exactly the same (apart from it's contents) as the one Biff gave to Biff in 1955. Now all you need is a DeLorean!