[$12.79] / [£9.99]
Remember those Choose Your Own Adventure books we had as kids? They always ended up taking you on a magical journey through enchanted kingdoms, haunted houses and futuristic spaceships. Man they were good. But has anyone ever made one where instead of all that, you got taken in by a brutal cult and molested with a cucumber? They have now, with this book that answers the question "Which Cult Shall I Join?" Scientologist? Mormon? Worshipper of the Devil's Colon? Find out which cult you should join today.

[$153.14] / [£79.62]
This elegant ten inch Cork Globe is a lovely way to document the countries you’ve visited around the world. OR just stick pins in the countries you hate, identify countries riddled with Ebola, document the ever-expanding Russian Empire, play “guess the Isis stronghold”, which nations will behead you if they find bags of cocaine up your arse…there are so many possibilities! I’ve bought one of these, and on mine I’ve gouged out Scotland with a dessert spoon. It’s not a real country anyway.

[$14,500]
Wow, have a look at this fully stocked Apocalypse/End of the world cabinet. The cabinet itself is double steel-walled and made in the USA. It contains 170 essential items for a run of the mill apocalypse, each item chosen for its functionality, durability and quality