[$13.09] / [£9.99]
How long would you be willing to wait for a coffee? A minute? Five minutes? Several f**king months? If it's the latter then great, you should buy this Coffee to Grow kit and find something to do for the best part of a year. Containing one massive Arabica Nana bean and a bunch of biodegradeable shite, after a few months you can wazz this cup in the ground and voila, out will come a coffee plant. Now all you need is a cow for the milk. Good luck growing that out of a mug you daft arse.

[$30.78] / [£58.20]
Let your kids experience watching vegetables grow LIVE in this viewable root garden. The kid friendly kit includes everything you need to plant and observe the awesomeness of plants, and makes an excellent gift for any young horticulture enthusiast.

[$13.40 - $65] / [£16.50 - £65]
With the Sky Planter you will save space, conserve water, purify your air and improve your health. Sounds like a win win to me! Not just an upside down plant pot, the Sky Planter has a reservoir system which waters the plant gradually (holds up to two weeks water). There is a list of recommended plants on the boskke website.

[$45.99] / [£29]
A railing planter which will fit ALL railing shapes and sizes up to 4" wide, holds securly with no screws or brackets, has an anti-theft anchoring mechanism, no drip drainage and will last for years and years to come...