[$460] / [£320]
If you’re anything like me you came away from watching the Deadpool movie thinking “Wow, I wish I was a disfigured Ryan Reynolds in an all-in-one leather suit”. Well now you can get 50% of the way there by purchasing this Deadpool Replica Motorcycle Suit from Etsy. Coming in either full cowhide leather, sheep leather, or cordura and leather, this polyester lined suit is padded like an actual motorcycle suit and perfect for Cosplaying, Gimp Fights, or sobbing alone in your bedroom wishing you were cool. N.B. Sassy one liners and agonising internal tumors not included.

[$14.70] / [£10.24]
Unfortunately if you came here looking for a way you could pay to stamp on Nicolas Cage’s face we can’t help you, although if we’re honest his career has gone so shit so quickly he’d probably let you do it for free just to lick the gum off your shoe. This Nicolas Cage Face Stamp is of the inky variety, and I’m going to assume you know how a stamp works so let’s not concern ourselves with that. This is made from wood and rubber, just like Nicolas Cage’s face. That doesn’t make any sense. Leave me alone.

[$15.59] / [£11.99]
Pornogami Pornographic Origami is a great gift for someone you haven't slept with yet, but whose genitals you'd really love to get a look at...albeit in paper form. It comes with 128 pages of erotic instructions for making paper penises, tracing paper tits and foaming great cardboardfannies, and makes a great gift for both adults and children alike. Except children.

[$39.95]
What's your favourite sports game? I like that one where the man has a ball and he hits it really hard and it goes into the crowd and hurts an old lady the most. And I bet that would really sting if you used one of these Leather Head Sports Balls. This company makes all your favourite kind of balls but better, with baseballs, footballs and human balls finely crafted from dead nice leather. They're so nice you might never want to play with them, which begs the question…what's the f**king point?

[from $60]
Have you always wanted to eat your dinner off your mother’s gravestone? I know I have. Now with SNAP I can! SNAP is a simple device made of steel which combines elastic and cables into an ingenious design. Four SNAPs can hold a 98KG load and like your dad it can take a thickness of 1 to 4 cm’s. What a delicate soul. This Kickstarter backed product comes in a variety of colours and sizes, enabling you to make tables, shelves and cabinets out of dartboards, coffins, and any old shite lying around your house.

[$29.99] / [£19.71]
When you’re out in the woods or in a bar full of hipsters do you suddenly get the urge to chop something? Me too! This Tactical Credit Card Ax may come in handy then. The stainless steel multi-tool fits into a credit card and contains parts to modify a stick into a tomahawk, ax, knife or small shovel, in addition to various wrench, socket and saw functions. It is made by Survco, a disabled veteran owned and operated business. Basically guys who lost limbs want to help you take other people’s with ease.

[$49] / [£32.21]
The only way you’d glow brighter than Neon Nightlife’s collection of LED accessories is by rolling around in a Fukushima hot tub. Sunglasses, bike lights, masks, ice cubes, boots and caps are just a few of the illuminated items for sale here. They come with tiny battery packs to keep you glowing throughout raves, night-time park trips, or the funkiest god damn funeral you’ve ever been to.

[$7.21] / [£4.50]
Whether you need a quick and cheap Halloween costume or you just want to frighten kids at the local swimming baths, this easy to make Geometric Skull Mask will come in handy for a variety of horror based situations. You simply pay this particular etsy seller less than $8, they whizz over a PDF to you and you print out the template yourself! Easy peasy. They do a tonne of other awesome angular masks which you can decorate to your heart’s content, so go mental and buy yourself all of them. All you need is some glue or a glue-like substance, some tape, and something that can cut things like scissors, a knife, or a emo kid. Then you’re all set to create your own fancy skull mask. Isn’t that bloody marvellous? The future ay, I love it.

[$50.59] / [£29.99]
The Mouse Taxidermy Kit contains everything you need to skin, prepare, preserve, mount and position a mouse in under 4 hours! Just follow the illustrated guide and create a one of a kind stuffed mouse, the best part surly is when you get to pose him however you want? Back flipping, smoking a pipe, riding a model railway train swinging a lasso round his head! No? All you need now is a little critter to work on.

[$99 - $479]
The mini museum is a portable collection of curiosities where every item is authentic, iconic and labeled. It's been carefully designed to take you on a journey of learning and exploration. Each piece of each specimen has been carefully broken down into smaller pieces and embeded in resin, which gives you an epic museum in a manageable space. Each mini museum is a handcrafted, individually numbered limited edition. And If you consider the age of some of these specimens – it's been billions of years in the making!
Available in three sizes, small (11 specimens), medium (22 specimens) and large (33 specimens).

[$69] / [£45.62]
Each pair of Neon shades comes with a battery pack which uses two AA batteries (lasts over 12 hours) and has a button that controls 4 modes (off, constant on, slow flicker, fast flicker). Trouble flagging down that late night taxi? Problem solved. These neon shades use the brightest glow wire in the industry, inspired by Rayban Wayfarers with clear mirrored lenses.