[$7,350]
Hey, do you remember this bike from the 60’s? No, me neither. But some people did and they made a new one. Isn’t it shiny? The Rokon Trail-breaker has two wheel drive, inverted front suspension, hollow wheels, wider tires and many customisable features. I bet if you wanted you could fit a dildo to the seat. Imagine riding over all that rough terrain. Oh my. With its 3 speed transmission and 208cc four stroke engine you’d need just the one stroke to take you all the way to flavor country.

[£8]
If you've ever seen a large concrete structure and thought "christ that is one ugly bastard building", then chances are you've encountered the movement known as Brutalism. Brutalist architecture flourished between the 1950's and 1970's, and some of London's most god-awful examples have been lovingly documented in this, the Blue Crow Map of Brutalist London. So for the worst day out you've ever had in your life, why not pick up a copy and depress yourself beyond tablets with some of the most intimidating architecture England's capital city has to offer.

[$12.79] / [£9.99]
Remember those Choose Your Own Adventure books we had as kids? They always ended up taking you on a magical journey through enchanted kingdoms, haunted houses and futuristic spaceships. Man they were good. But has anyone ever made one where instead of all that, you got taken in by a brutal cult and molested with a cucumber? They have now, with this book that answers the question "Which Cult Shall I Join?" Scientologist? Mormon? Worshipper of the Devil's Colon? Find out which cult you should join today.

[$78] / [£52]
Do you know why the Vikings were so badass and cruel? Easy. They were perpetually drunk. When you can't put down your beer because it's stored inside a giant horn, you have no choice but to sink those suds and fill her up again. And now you can relive the Viking life for yourself with one of these Hand Carved Drinking Horns available on Etsy. Prices vary from $70 to $3,000 depending on how shit / good you want your horn to be. But really, you can't put a price on something this fancy. As soon as you start drinking from one of these horns you'll feel a sudden urge to commit unspeakable atrocities upon coastal towns and villages. How can you resist?

[$99 - $479]
The mini museum is a portable collection of curiosities where every item is authentic, iconic and labeled. It's been carefully designed to take you on a journey of learning and exploration. Each piece of each specimen has been carefully broken down into smaller pieces and embeded in resin, which gives you an epic museum in a manageable space. Each mini museum is a handcrafted, individually numbered limited edition. And If you consider the age of some of these specimens – it's been billions of years in the making!
Available in three sizes, small (11 specimens), medium (22 specimens) and large (33 specimens).