[$84]
There are two reasons why I hate lying down on the beach. First, I hate getting sand up my ass-crack. And second, sometimes there’s sandy dog shit just lying in wait for you to relax on top of. The Ultimate Inflatable Air Lounger solves both of these problems and allows you to relax by the beach in comfort. This lightweight and durable loungers inflate without a pump and can be deflated in seconds when needed. They can be used on grass, sand, water, and lava. Maybe. They also come with iPad holders and bottle openers, because what device doesn’t come with fancy modern amenities these days. Even my Grandmother has a USB charging port now, and she’s dead.

[$149]
Not enough stuff does enough stuff for my liking. My shoes don't tell me the time, I can't take a dump in my sofa, and my toaster won't have sex with me despite years of flirting. The volterman smart wallet is an exception, though, as this saucy little cash holder will also charge your phone, provide a wi-fi hotspot, alert you using bluetooth and it even lets you track the bastard using gps technology. And if that wasn't enough for you you greedy bastard, the volterman also comes with a memory card, RFID protection and a thief detection camera. I have my own thief detection camera though. It's called my sight. It goes well with my thief repellant tool. It's called a knife.

[£36]
What an awesome idea! Everyone is adding filters to their photos and filters to their videos to make everything look better. Imagine if you could walk around with a real life filter! The Tens sunnies do just that, they're currently on indigogo and they've smashed their target, get yourself a pair for the summer now!

[$1,500]
The hoverboard is here! Well nearly, sort of... to celebrate "Back to the Future Day" (21 October 2015) the guys a ZBoard have designed a limited edition ZBoard Hoverboard, sadly it doesn't hover but it is activated by leaning forwards and back, taking you to a heady 18 mph, with a range of 20 miles it takes 5-7 hours to charge and weighs 32 lbs. Check out the Indiegogo project here, with all proceeds going to the Michael J. Fox Parkinson's Foundation.