[£450,000]
The Jaguar E-type is the kind of car men want to make love to, and many frequently do, mangling their man bits in the process. But if you're confident you can improve on greatness then the folks at Eagle are now offering a custom-built Eagle Speedster based entirely on the original E-type model. You could add racing stripes, speed holes, an easy access dogging roof - whatever the hell you want! Jeremy Clarkson called the Eagle Speedster the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen, but he's a racist who punched a man for not bringing him his dinner, so just watch the video and see for yourself.

[$74,900]
Classic Ford Broncos are a US company who fix up and pimp out old Ford Broncos, because if they restored old Cadillacs their name would make no god damn sense. This 1974 wooden bronco is a one of a kind restore job available to one lucky person with $74,900 to spaff in their general direction. The car itself is powered by a fuel-injected 302 V8 engine and comes with automatic transmission, power steering, power disc brakes, and a shitload of wood stuck to its bodywork. The wood is marine-grade, which I assume makes it waterproof, but I don't know what I'm talking about, so don't trust me. I could've made this car up for all you know. I probably have.

[$59.95]
For those of you stupid enough to be cajoled into buying one of those awful Apple Watches, the time has long since passed where you could make good on your investment. But, in an effort to prove the sunk cost fallacy, why not throw good money after bad and tart that contraption up with these Horween Leather Apple Watch Straps from Nomad. Apparently, Horween leather develops a unique patina over time, and I don't know what that means, but I bet it's not going to stop your wife leaving you is it? The straps also come with a custom 316 stainless steel buckle too, and if I was a betting man I'd say this isn't going to compensate for having no friends. Finally, these straps are also compatible with any kind of apple watch. Pah, if only you were as compatible with other human beings, you sigh, as you slowly draw the noose around your neck.

[$130] / [£99.95]
In December 2015 Adidas released the magical NMD shoe, which I believe stands for "No More Dads". After selling out on its first run this life-changing piece of footwear is back in stock in a range of new colourways including black with red and blue on it, black with a bit of blue on it, pink with a bit of white on it, and entirely white with a bit of brown on it - but that's an exclusive custom line only available if you step in dog shit.

[€49,580]
The Citroen H Van is an iconic design…apparently. Never f*cking heard of it myself to be honest. But apparently they've made a new one to celebrate its 70th anniversary, which most people honour by buying their partner a platinum dildo. Only 70 of these new H models will be made, so you'd better be quick if you're that bothered about buying one. I should also probably write a joke about them being really good at reversing because they're French, but you know what, I just can't be arsed.

[$50]
This is not a toy, the Marmoset FB Slingshot is a serious piece of kit, designed to use Theraband Gold band sets, the laser cut band slot and unique band guide keep the band straight shot after shot. Be quick they are limited edition of 10!..

[$500]
The new limited edition Nike LunarEandor QS is not only an amazing snowboarding boot with responsive cushioning, three levels of flex and a 3-D molded upper it has an illuminated Swoosh! You will surely be the best looking boarder on the slopes with these!

[$1,500]
The hoverboard is here! Well nearly, sort of... to celebrate "Back to the Future Day" (21 October 2015) the guys a ZBoard have designed a limited edition ZBoard Hoverboard, sadly it doesn't hover but it is activated by leaning forwards and back, taking you to a heady 18 mph, with a range of 20 miles it takes 5-7 hours to charge and weighs 32 lbs. Check out the Indiegogo project here, with all proceeds going to the Michael J. Fox Parkinson's Foundation.

Well, now the amazing 'Breaking Bad' has finished what better way to celebrate than selling off all the props! Included are some of the most iconic items like Walter White's Hazmat suit, Jesse Pinkman's fuzzy dice and Tuco's grill! There are also all the cars, a lot of Los Pollos branded items and the pink teddy bear. Get them while you can, there won't be another chance!




Pollos Hermanos Fry Batter Bucket
[Asking price $500]


Walter White’s Briefs
[Asking price $6,300]


Jesse Pinkman's Fuzzy Dice
[Asking price $600]


'Breaking Bad' Teddy Bear
[Asking price $9,700]


Skyler White's Jeep
[Asking price $11,500]


Walter White's Gas Mask
[Asking price $3,800]


Tuco's Grill
[Asking price $9,200]


Walter White's Hazmat Suit
[Asking price $2,600]

[starts from $99.95]
Have you ever wondered how awesome you would look immortalised in a painting, wonder no more, get yourself nobilified! All you have to do is pick the painting you would like to be placed in, send them a picture and voila, 30 days later an your new portrait arrives at your door! Ladies you also have some great painting to choose from.