[$7.40] / [£4.21]
Finally! A product for the modern, thoughtful human-trafficker who wants his victims to at least experience a few pangs of pleasure before their inevitable one-way trip to a slave-labour camp. The Duck Brand Scented Duct Tape comes in orange cream, grape, cupcake, lemon, mint and bubble gum, which are all flavours that kids just love! Coincidence? I’m not sure. Are Duck Tape telling the world to abduct your neighbours little-ones? Why else would you need fragrant Duck Tape if not to give your captives a wonderful scented treat as they fear for their life? The only problem is the delicious smell will alert the authorities to their whereabouts far too easily for my liking. Curse you Duck Tape!

Swing your coffee round your head if you want! With the SpillNot No-Spill Mug Holder it is impossible to spill your beverage, try it we bet you can't! With some practice it is also possible to start doing tricks with your freshly brewed!

With the correct postage on it you can post anything! Fact! Write whatever you want on this postable Paper Teddy it resists water and rips and still remains crisp and easy to write on with a biro. Record how you feel with messages and doodles, then send it on it's merry way.

[$5.30] / [£4.99]
This bad boy will light the room enough to let you have a wee in the night without turning the light on. Briiiiiilllllliant.

Keep Your Most Precious Posession In Trim! Brush, Shears, Mirror and Little Medallion! Yes you need it!

The best of the terrible terrible Royal Wedding memorabilia, these plates and sick bags caught my eye.

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A unique blend of elephant and rhino poo freshly potted every day at Colchester Zoo. Great for your garden.

THIS STUFF IS AMAZING!!!!
A miraculous flexible compound designed to stick to many different materials - forms a strong bond to aluminium, steel, ceramics and glass. Sugru is easily moulded to any shape before it begins to firm up to a firm rubber like texture. It is completely waterproof (even in seawater) it shrugs off extreme temperature (-60°C to +180°C) and is also dishwasher proof. WOW!

Clever gunk which seeps into all your cracks and picks up all the crap you've dropped, voila - clean gadgets.

[$8.29] / [£4.45]
Yes you read that correctly, an egg cuber. Turn your boring old egg shaped eggs into awesome amazing cube shaped eggs!

Here we have a chili or is it chilli lovers dream come true, Chilliworld Top-Ten Hottest Sauces including the awesome Blair's 2AM with 650,000 - 900,000 scoville, Dave's Insanity Private Reserve 2008 and The World's Hottest Chilli Sauce, Mad Dog 357 which has a legal warning on the bottle.

These days you have to be a bit different. Why not carry your spare change, ipod or anything else you can think of in a genuine kangaroo ball bag!


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Virgin Galactic are now taking bookings for astronauts! For $200,000 you get 3 days training in New Mexico and the two hour flight with another 5 or 7 astronauts. You will experience 3.5 Gs at 2,600mph at an altitude of 360,000 feet with five minutes of weightlessness.

Radioactive sample of uranium ore. Useful for testing Geiger Counters! Or powering your DeLorean. Also check out the amazing amazon reviews.


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Ha, brilliant.

20 track CD of classics like car alarm, pneumatic drill, and baby crying. Comes with ear plugs.