[$88]
Have you ever wanted a pair of shoes you could use to mess up daffodils, stamp on crabs at the beach, boot a hibernating squirrel over a wall or kick a snowman square in the groin? Then grab a pair of the Argonaut Four Season Boots, made from a mixture of Kevlar-Cotton, Eva-Rubber, Tyvek and Microfiber, words which sound extremely fancy and tough to me. The earlier you order a pair of these from the UT Labs Kickstarter then the cheaper they are for you. They’re also extremely light weighing in at less than 420g. That’s no more than a gazelle’s head, which you could kick clean off no problem with these durable all-weather boots.